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Oh yes Mrs Graham, we'll demonstrate our physics experiment for the oral exam in mechanical physics 101. The force from the rope strangling you equals the force of gravity pulling you down. Meaning if the weight of the body increases, the strangulation force increases. Hence a heavy girl strangles faster than a lighter girl. If we apply some extra force, for instance by pulling your legs downwards, the force from the rope will add at exact the same amount and strangle you faster and more painful. If we lift you slightly upwards, the force from the rope will decrease proportional and you will strangle slower and less painful. The total amount of pain is the product of the momentary pain and time it takes for you to strangle to death. Our theory is that the total amount of pain is constant. We'll measure the pain by logging your heartbeat, electronic measurement of muscular activity in your face, thighs and groin, and the. Which of the two experiments shall we carry out Mrs Graham? Mrs Graham? You're not answering! Ok, then we'll carry out both. We'll just hang you to an inch of your life in the first experiment, take a little lunchbreak while you recover and then carry out the second experiment. Then we'll start all over again after an hour. As we all know we have to repeat the experiment several times to get significant results. Ready? Here we go...

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School's out by Ozomashidesu
A far shorter story than the previous ones shoe\wing my really nerdy side. 
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anyone2016 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2019  Hobbyist Photographer
I would never have thought of you as a nerd! Interesting storyline
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utugirl Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2019
You wouldn't believe what I do for a living 🙂
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scyster Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
OK, now I'm curious. ;) Great text BTW. Got me thinking: How would this work out on the moon, where the gravity is so low? I'm guessing that you could have some super long hangings there, perhaps lasting hours instead of minutes. Mmmm, now that would be a story... :)
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utugirl Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
That would actually work 🙂
Just imagine the verdict....."I sentence you to be transported to the moon and hanged by the neck inside the spaceshup until you die of slow strangulation, dehydration or exhaustion....".

Thinking about it, it actually sound very arousing....😍
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x--M--x Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019  Professional General Artist
Awesome idea! For all the choking aficionado's, a special trip to the moon would be the off worlds best day out! You could actually enjoy your own hanging without kicking the bucket (well actually you have to do that...) in a few seconds! From 100 kg to 17 kg. Longer experience and a high survival rate. Wonder what the moon's athmosphere does to human bloodflow?... 
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x--M--x Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019  Professional General Artist
Wonderful new horizons of choking pleasure...
Hmmm... Aspecially the uncertainty of the three possible causes of death are very unsettling...
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x--M--x Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019  Professional General Artist
Yaaay! Another Utu story. Love it! The picture of Ozomashidesu is a perfect attachment to the story. I enjoy the humour you bring into the surreal and actually terrifying scene. ❤
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scyster Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
I agree! Also, imagine it being transmitted to Earth. I'm thinking a woman astronaut, captured by space pirates who want money to stop the hanging...
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scyster Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
Well, you could have any atmosphere you wanted inside the ship. Cut down on the O2 and increase the CO2 to get that sweet, sweet asphyxia high.;)
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scyster Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
The more I think about it the better it sounds. ;)
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scyster Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
Well, I wrote my moon story! :) Thanks for the inspiration, Utu. :)
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utugirl Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
By the way they only got a "B" om the exam because  of their lack of exact calculation of pain. And they were hanged of course for killing their physics teacher as she didn't make it through the third parallel of the measurements....
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x--M--x Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019  Professional General Artist
Haha! That goes without saying. 🤣👍 Also one of my fantasies: a very strict boarding school, but with limited space. Everyone that does not make the best 10% during the exams gets hanged for the pleasure of the schools sponsors. 
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x--M--x Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019  Professional General Artist
I am curious what you came up with. 👍
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utugirl Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
I'm surprisingly fond of calculus and number theory. Not good at it though compared to the math specialists.
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Ozomashidesu Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My pleasure,
thank you for the great story 😘.
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utugirl Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2019
Thank you for a great illustration ☺️
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Ozomashidesu Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very welcome 😊!
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