Case in point, Jessica Phoenix, food reporter for Cable Access Channel 01. Being very experience reporter, she never hesitated to get a new job to report, even jumping in without thinking.
Jessica: Hello this is Jessica Phoenix of Channel 01 news. I’m here at the ‘X-bakery.’ With me is Alex Flat, owner and head cook
Alex: Hello and thank you for coming by Jessica
Jessica: So, Alex I heard you have new apprentice. What happened to last one?
Alex: well, she wanted to surprise her boyfriend with some cookies. He sed she was delicious
Jessica: She? You mean you made her to cookies? (Alex nodes) Oh boy. Well let’s take a look at your new apprentice.
(Alex and Jessica went to the kitchen. Behind the counter we so a tall, slim girl, with blond hair and dark clothes)
Alex: This is my apprentice, Kasandra Slokar.
Jessica: hello
Kasandra (smiled): Hello
Jessica: so, what do you have prepared for us today?
Alex: I was preparing to make a pie, but one ingredient was missing.
Jessica: ah, so you found your missing ingridience?
Alex: I shore did
Kasandra: oh well. We better start boss
Alex: right. Kasandra, please step in this spot (he shows he the big X spot)
Jessica: what is going to happened?
Alex: you will see
(A tall cylinder drops on Kasandra, trapping her inside. Cylinder then retried upwards – pulling her with itself)
Jessica: where is she going?
Alex: you will see
( cylinder dropped Kasadra on the platform, but her clothes stayed inside. Kasandra slipped under a roller – flatting her down to about 2 inches flat)
Kasandra: hi hi… tickles
Jessica: is she going to be okay?
Alex: oh yes. She will be fine. She is becoming a dough for our pie
Jessica: interesting. But what about the stuffing? I thot pies need stuff… oh no
Alex: oh yes.
Jessica: no I am not becoming your pie (cameraman whispers something to her ear) fine, I will do it.
Alex: grate. Just step on that platform and we can start
Kasandra (just came out of the cutter): hey! How do I look?
Alex: Tasty!
Kasandra (giggle as she is assembled and reedy to take stuffing inside)
Jessica: so… now what? (ground below her open and she fells in the darkness) AAAH!
Alex: okay. Since we can’t see what is going one, I will explain. Jessica is right now being melted to liquid form, her clothes removed so they don’t ruin the taste. Then she got mixed with random flavors, but we chosed apple taste. Some apple peaces and apple flavors will be mixed with her, so she become perfect stuff for pies.
Jessica (purring in the pod): w-wow… that was… odd… YOU COULD HAVE WORN ME!
Alex: Ups. Sorry. (he purees Jessica in the pod with his apprentice and cover her with a little extra parts of dough) There. Now you 2 are going in the oven for 30 minutes, at about 180 °C
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COMERCIALS
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(We return just as Alex pulls his new pie out of the oven)
Alex: So girls? Any special person you want to be deliver to?
Jessica: yes. My boss Ana.
Alex: very well. Here that Ana? You just got an early Christmas gift
Ana: thank you Jessica. Don’t forget to remind me to give you a rais
My 3.rd reporter Jessica Phoenix had a lifetime experience in X-bakery.
What do you wona see next? This guy has more than one thing to offer for your mouths. isn't that right Alex?
Alex: you are corect Ana.
What do you wona see next? This guy has more than one thing to offer for your mouths. isn't that right Alex?
Alex: you are corect Ana.
