“Oh no this will not do, I’ll be ruined if he is not here on time.” Mutters Ana” Poserhorror better get here with the six girls I asked for.
Suddenly Ana watched as a white light appeared and with five females naked with only white stockings on, hoods over their head, and chained linked together.
“Poserhorror what is this you only have five girls you know I need to get the restaurant open tonight. Why do they have hoods over their head?” demanded Ana.
“Sorry Ana I was only able to snatch five girls cause my Multiverse device was low on power.” informed Poserhorror as he waved the device in her face.
“Multiverse device….like different earth you got women from different instead of here? “Ana asked in shocked of what she was hearing.
“Yeah pretty cool and different worlds and these ladies are special you’ll really get a kick of out of this.” Said Poserhorror as he pulled off the hood and removed the tape from the first revealing a woman that look like Ana but with blonde hair and ponytail.
“Ana meet Millionaire Ana I snatched her from Earth-2.” Introduced Poserhorror
“Where am I and why am I naked in white stockings…please if you let me go I’ll pay you a lot of money …you’ll be rich I am a very important and….hey you like look like me with red long hair!!!!!” Millionare Ana said in stunned.
“SHUT UP!!! I don’t care how important you are. Also you look like me you blonde headed fake. How in the multiverse is there an earth where im blonde? I hate blondes.” Said Ana in a rage.
“Okay moving along we have farmer Ana from Earth-3” Poserhorror said revealing the next Ana with brown hair and pigtails.
“Wow where am I….and whats with the look alikes???” asked Farmer Ana confusedly.
Ana just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
“Next from Earth-4 we have Lawyer Ana.” presented Poserhorror.
Lawyer Ana had black hair that was tied in a bun and had a very nasty attitude.
“YOU SON OF BITCHES, you have no idea WHO you messing with. I WILL make sure your ASSES suffer the full measure of the law if you don’t let me GO and what is with these poor excuse of females with my face and different hair colors? Why isn’t the STUPID red head tied up?” Lawyer Ana demanded.
“Oh you really shouldn't have said that.” Said Poserhorror while, Ana was glaring at her like she wants to break her neck
“Okay moving on. From Earth-5 we got Punk Rock Ana this one is my favorite.” Poserhorror said as he revealed another Ana with a green mohawk, black lipstick, and eye shadow.
“I don’t care what’s going on, man just ROCK ON!!!” shouted Punk Rock Ana.
“Oh my….REALLY Poserhorror.” Hiss Ana as she shook her head.
“Okay okay last one is from Earth-6 this Ana works with animals “said Poserhorror as he revealed the last Ana she had short boyish orange hair and looked around nervous and confused.
“What’s going on, why did this guy kidnap me, and why are there so many different versions of me???” asked Veterinarian Ana.
“Okay Poserhorror you failed to bring back six girls and only brought five from a multiverse filled with different earths that are different versions of me how …….WHAT WERE YOU THINKING….You do realize that your putting my café opening in jeapordy.”snapped Ana.
“Hey I missed one but I got five and it was a way to test my Multiverse device, plus thought you love the idea of cooking yourself.” smirked Poserhorror as he said this.
“We’re to be cooked and eaten!!!!” the Multiverse Anas said in unison.
Ana Shook her head” Okay, okay I’m gonna get these fake carbon copies of me ready for tonight. I’ll have make do with these five and hope its enough. Poserhorror don’t go anywhere we have to discuss this issue of these Multiverse verisons of me and not finding a sixth girl.” Ana said
“Sure thing Ana I’ll see you later tonight…..have fun COOKING yourself. “chuckled Poserhorror.
Later…
”Okay first one up is Millionaire Ana and Lawyer Ana, both your asses are grind hamburger meat.” Ana said mockingly
“What!!!” Millionaire Ana pleaded”NO PLEASE, I’ll pay you anything you want just let me go!!!”
“SWEAR YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS YOU CHEAP RED HAIR IMITATION OF ME, YOU BITCH!!!!” screamed lawyer Ana
“Sorry blondie but your good as grinded meat, and YOU!!! dumbass lawyer I’m very much getting away with this .” Ana said as she hooked Millionaire Ana and Lawyer to hoist and then suspended them over the grinder where they could only wathch as Ana flipped the switch and then start lowering them.
“ NO NO …..ARGHHH!!”screamed Millionire Ana
“AAAAAAA…..UUUURRGGGHHHHH….DAMN!!!”Lawyer Ana also screamed as they were lowered into grinder. Ana watched as their meat came up grindered on the bottom as it poured into a bin.
“ Alright enough meat to make burgers for tonight. Now on to you farmer Ana.” Ana said as she turned to her next multiverse look alike.
“Look I’m not gonna fight this you can do whatever you want to me , just can you make me into something easy and simple please.” Farmer Ana said
“Hmmm, I think I have an Idea of what to do to you right this way.” Ana said “get into this please.”
Farmer Ana was layed down in a human size pie pan with crust pie pressed and lined inside.
“Your making me into a PIE!!!!” Farmer Ana asked.
“ Yep a large apple pie, lay back please.” Answered Ana as she lined the pie pan with Farmer Ana with the filling machine. When it was just right Ana flipped the switch and apple filling began pouring into the pan. When it stopped the only thing visible of Farmer Ana’s was her head hanging over the edge at the top and white stocking feet sticking over the edge on the bottom.
“Now the top layer.” Ana said as she began putting criss cross lattice pattern of pie crust strips over the top, once done Ana gently placed apple pie Farmer Ana into the oven.
DAMN.. Wow I can’t believe I’m letting my self be cook! it’s hot…I..can..feel my body cooking, I smell great, I hope I make a great apple pie thought Farmer Ana as she curled her white stocking feet and layed her head back and closed her eyes to cook in the oven.
“okay Punk rock Ana your next.” Ana said as she gets a large metal pan ready.
“YEAH, lets do it sista I ain’t scared to go out. “shouted Punk Rock Ana as she got in postion on her hands and knees on the pan.” LETS ROCK!!!!!”
Ana just rolled her eyes and quickly seasoned and glazed Punk Rock Ana down.
“Now a little added garnish.” Said Ana as she puts an apple in Punk Rock Ana ’s mouth Satisfied Ana turns another oven on and stuffs Punk Rock Ana inside.
“Check on her in 60 min. now on to you.”Ana happily say as she turned to Veterinarian Ana.
All Veterinarian Ana could do was cry as she was strapped to the spit roast. Once Ana made sure everything was secured she turned the fire on and start the machine that slowly turned Veterinarian Ana to roast.
“Alright should be good hope these five will be enough for tonight. Really weird cooking five different versions of myself. Ana said as she walk off to get ready for the opening.
Later that night the Grand opening….
Ana watched as her guest look as her staff members carried the platter of burgers to the table and set them between Punk Rock Ana and Veterinarin Ana roasted bodies. The big momented came when her staff came out again with Apple pie Farmer Ana and place her on the table along with some vanilla ice cream and Chedder cheese to put on top of their slices. Once everything was ready, Ana addressed the crowd.
“Welcome to Lady Solonna’s Cafe enjoy the feast I have prepared for you.”
TO BE CONTINUED……