Intervew

Hello everyone I am Ted and thank you all for tunning in to watch this speacil interview with GenieGirl
From DA.

Umm thank you for having me it is a honor to be hear.

So today we will be asking you some questions please answear them as honest as possable.

Otay I can do that since genie can not lie.


Number one. What is your real name?


I have no clue to be honest I have been genie so long I forgot my human name. but my genie friends call me Ruby.


Number two. how old are you?


Wow right with the age huh?   Just doing my Job Miss..  Okay fine I was turned into a genie in the year 6764 BC so I guess pretty old I think

Dang you look good for your age then.  well yeah I am genie I do not age.


okay then number three. anyone speacil in your life?


you umm mean like relationship wise right, umm yes next question..  come on now you can tell us.  fine
then my toy, do not look at me like that even a genie can have a vibrator geez.


okay then Number four. so you are single then?



yes I am single but it is complacated as a genie to date you know. most humans find us attractive because of the whole genie thing so it is hard to find someone how likes you for you you know.


question five. what is your favorite food?


the one is easy M&M cookies, they are my weakness.


Question six. favorite thing to drink?


Dr Pepper is easy my fav.


Question seven. Do you like to read at all?


Oh yes I love to read, it helps when you been around a long time to help pass the time by.


Question eight. What are you made out of?


Tough question. umm not skin and bones for sure. Bones are more like a harden Gel and milk for liquid inside to help coat the magic essence. my skin hmm idk it is more like harden cream then tissue.


Question nine. If you meet the person who you are based off of what would you ask her?


That one is easy, why does she always have pictures of me being sucked into things, I get it is her fetish and all but come on, why not draw me in the arms of a strong man and holding, wait umm next question please for the love of god please the next question.


HAHAHAHA fine then question ten. So where do you see yourself in the future, besides in the arms of a strong MmmmpphhMMPGG mmphhphpttpmm.


You should never tease a genie. but do not worry that lip sealing spell will only last till I answear the last question. So me in the future. Would love to have a seat on the genie council.


Fine I will tease anymore then.. QUestion eleven. What does it take to be a genie?


I umm am confused by that question. do you mean like a good genie or become one?


I have no clue I am just asking you the questions as they show up on the list. just answear what ever you want.


Okay then to be a good genie you have to not talk back to your master or mistress and train your powers when you can. if you become a genie inside and out you earn your genie tail which is like a thing of status. It means you accept being a genie and do a good job at it. Picture a maid or something. pretty much that but with magic.

Okay then Question twelve. What do you do to relax?


I play video games as of late. mostly peaceful games like STardew Valley.


never would have pictured a genie playing a video game haha. okay Question Thirteen. What is your favorite color?


Really? like really? what color is my top and genie tail?
Pink
Well there you go haha.


Question fourteen. Did you ever have a normal reationship with like a person ot a object?


Well yes in 900s I dated a human Named Aurthur. he was my Master and all but we loved each other till that stupid Wiard tricked him to use his last wish so I went poof. really who wishs for a sword from a stone. such a dumb wish.

wait your talking about King Aurthur?

who the hell is King Aurthur?  

never mind them.


Question fiveteen. what was the dumbest thing someone ever wished for besides the sword in the stone thing?


that one is easy some man wished for everything he touch to turn to gold. in th end I heard that wish beame his own undoing. greed I tell you is humans undoing.


was the mans name Midas by any chance?


No I think it was Minus, I do not remember sorry it was a long time ago.



wow okay then Question sixteen. What do you fear the most?


Being wished free. most humans think that is a good thing because of that Disney movie but in truth it is a death sentence. Picture a part of your soul being ript out of your body and lost for all time.


I will remember that one then. Question eightteen. Do you have a master now or mistress?


Well I have many people wanting me. but I am under now contract at this time hence me able to be out of me bottle on my own.


nice.. I mean okay then Question nineteen. Do you have a Human job at this moment?


Yes I work at as a Waitress at a coffee house. it seems fitting to be serving people and well I get paid for this version of serving humans.


okay only two more questions then done. Question Twenety. Where do you sleep and do you have to sleep?


In here this is my bottle and no I do not have to sleep like humans do but I do need to go in after some time or I would fade away like vapor.



last question. Can I hold your bottle and see it for myself to see what it is made out of?


Umm sure just please be careful it is my home after all.


oh miss just one last thing. I command you into your bottle and become my genie.



NOoooo oO Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp.



Well folks I quit this stupid Job I do not have to work anymore I got my own genie now so screw you and screw and goood BEEEEEPPPing night. I am out


TED come back right now !! I am your boss dammit.


well everyone at home we are having some issues so we will see your next week we interview Ashley from Angel warriors. good night folks