Swing Dance Cup.

This is something I wrote for a now defunct writers forum, that used to showcase Dolcett, Gynophagia, Hanging, Impaling and Vore stories, along with other more obscure fantasies.

Enjoy. Work of Fantasy, blah blah, blah, etc.


We join our broadcast on the warm sunny beach sands famous for the annual grand finale of the National Swing Dance Cup.

"And let’s cross down to Jake Phelps with team owner Bill 'Rope' Cainer".
"Thanks 'Nooser',.. Big day for you 'Rope', what with having three girls make the semi-finals, and the possibility of two of your girls making it in to the final."
"Yeh it is Jake. Days like this are great for the farm, great at proving we know the sport."
"What about team morale?"
"Morale's good. There's a little tension between Tess and Jackie, and Katie's fretting about a little, but I'm confidant all three will perform to their best."
"Must just be a shame that the draw put Jackie and Tess up against each other in the Semi, you’ve got Katie into the final already, with her win in the first semi, but you almost had a chance to get all three in the final."
"Yeh, that would have been nice, but we'd have been just as happy if one of the girls had made it through, though this does give us a real shot at the title."
"Yes it does. So, how about sharing a few of your training secrets with us?"
"Ahh, can’t give everything away, not just yet Jake, that would spoil the sales of my book when it comes out next month."
"Well, how about telling us how you get your girls to be so placid, so willing to wait and watch the other rounds with out any of the panic we see in other teams? Some of the other coaches are saying you’re using banned techniques, like drugs and hypnosis. Your girls aren't bound up like others, and yet they don't even try to cover their skin or make an escape dash."
"Ahh, yes,.. It's all in the techniques used to break their spirits, and in the hardware used in their daily lives. I'll tease you with this, keeping the girls in restrictive collars 24 - 7 gets them used to the sensation of having the rope round their neck, helps in their practice sessions. As for the reaction to being naked, well, the last time my girls wore clothes was the minute after they got in to my cattle truck on the day I bought them."
"And the lack of bindings?"
"Oh my girls are bound."
"I don't see any ropes?"
"Ropes are so low tech, and they leave the girls bruised. I use internal shock bindings, linked to auto tighteners on their collars, gets the girls in to line real quick. They learn quick that misbehaving leads to electrifying sensations in their cunts, and a sudden lack of breath."
"Wow,.."
"'Course the benefit of full time nudity and no rope damage is smooth clear skin to paint our sponsors logo's on, something WhoreChow and Hemp-Rope love, as does Serina when she applies the bodypaint."
"Unusual to be using a woman as your painter, let alone a past champion."
"Yeah, Serina's a real prize purchase for the farm, and she boosts the team's morale, knowing winners can have a life after competition."
"So, no plans to re-enter Serina?"
"None what so ever, she's a much better trophy and motivator for the rest of the team, as well as a great relaxation toy in my own bed."
"And what about reports that your girls give the best blow jobs?"
"Can't deny that, but that comes from letting them sleep sucking on a dildo gag. Not really one of my techniques, just something to help with life’s little pleasures."
"Well, there's some insights, and not a whole lot of real information, 'Rope' is playing his cards close to the skin. Let’s leave him to have a quiet word with his athletes, back to you Nooser".
“Thanks Jake. And you can see the Executioner’s staff have finished cutting down the competitors from the fourth semi and she’s calling for the fifth semi to make their way up on to her platform,”
“Oh and what a fine sight the Executioner makes Nooser.”
“That she does Wally, let’s take a moment to revue Dee-Dee Gasp’s career, and the rule changes she’s had to deal with this past season.”
“Well first let’s remind the viewers that Dee-Dee isn’t a ‘D-D’, those magnificent mammaries of hers are actually double E cups now, thanks to the growth hormones she was given as part of her prize for winning the 21st GeneTech Swing Dancer Cup. The choice of ‘Gasp’ for her surname surprised everyone, what with every past champ tending to choose a name from her bloodlines past, the ‘Gasper’ has broken from the herd in a big way by using her Swing Dancer nick name as her freedom Surname,”
“I’m sure all you at home remember watching Dee-Dee through her unbeaten season three years ago, when she was the youngest entrant, and then the youngest cup winner in GeneTech Cup history, and your all familiar with her ability to suck large gasps of air down that slender neck and in to the lungs her then c-cup breasts would bounce up and down in front of, as those long sleek legs would flex and kick about, exposing what is now regarded as the most perfect pair of puffy pink cunt lips.”
“Our favorite executioner actually blushed all the way down to those cunt lips last week, when she was told the sale of her ‘Dee-Dee’s Impale-a-Pussy’ home game had reached ten thousand units sold world wide,”
“There are reports that the commemorative Platinum Shaft Edition she was given by the manufacturer, now takes pride of place in her play-room at home”
“That’s right Nooser, nothing keeps your girls in line at home like having an eight foot tall impaling spike placed right in the center of your play room, where your girls can practice all the pole dancing you like, just like the professionals do, or you can sit down for a pleasant nights impalement without the hassle of looking for parking. Dee-Dee’s Impale-a-Pussy, available now from Wilson Meats, a division of GeneTech.”
“What about those rule changes Wally? Haven’t they just thrown a spike up Dee-Dee’s ass?”
“Maybe not a spike, but surely a date on a guillotine if she and her team have more than ten systems failures, but that’s what she has to face after signing away her hard won freedom this year for a big pay-out from GeneTech.”
“Yes Wally, if Dee-Dee survives this year, and this is the final round of competition, not only will she receive the largest payout to a woman GeneTech has ever made, but she’ll also then have the option of buying herself the right to vote.”
“That’s the big one for her Nooser, given that she could be the first woman voter in three centuries, as well being the first woman granted permanent freedom since the Dolcett rights act was passed in the late 22nd century. That would mean Dee-Dee would also likely be the first woman in three hundred years to die of natural causes.”
“That’ll be quite a feat,”
“Yes it would, especially as the Swing Dancer Cup advisory board have used their option to change her contract terms, first by forcing her to be as naked as the competitors, then by removing her Executioners hood to show us all just who was offing all of this years young pretty things, and wasn’t that a great day.”
“Yes Wall, KBC Sports recorded this years highest ratings that day.”
“Looks like they’re ready to drop Nooser. Dee Dee’s waiting for the official’s nod, and I see her glance up for one last check of the tripwire that will start the clock when the nooses all tighten. There’s the nod!”
“And BAM!, did you see the look of terror on the ‘Quality Meat’ girls face the instant the trap door swung open.”
“Sure did Nooser. She’s in trouble already, clearly not in the right frame of mind for survival, you can see she’s pissed herself in fear already, way to early for that gush to be from the final relaxation of her muscles. Just watch the look on her face in the replay, total terror. Compare that to ‘Rope’s’ two girls, you can just see the concentration as they let their bodies go completely limp, yet flexing the neck muscles almost solid to protect them from choking as the rope snapped tight. That’ll give them both a clear head-start on the field.”
“Sure has Wally. Let’s check the betting options with Jake.”
“Thanks guys. Primary betting is already favoring the Roper’s two girls, with the smaller and lighter Tess taking just a slight lead on the win. Secondary betting has Nikki from Quality Meat being first out, and heart attack leading exsanguination as Cause Of Death.”
“Bet she’ll end up being one of ‘Quality’s’ meat tray mixers. There’s just no way they’d save a quick quitter like that for prime roast Jake.”
“Definitely not Wall,. And There She Goes! Dead in under a minute from a massive stress induced stroke. That freezes the primary betting early, Tess just nudging out Jackie as the punters favorite. Back to you guys.”
“Looks like this ones gonna be a walk over by the Whore Chow team, ‘Ropes’ girls are both still calm, barely swinging at all, shame only one of them will make it through to the final.”
“And just a reminder Wall, that as per the international rules, this semi only has to run six minutes if five of the six competitors stop breathing, and a maximum of ten minutes, with the winner being the first girl who can stand unaided after her feet hit the ground when the ropes are cut.”
“That’s right Nooser. And as we see one, no two more girls life monitors flat-line, I remind everyone that international rules mean the final is ruled as last girl with a pulse, not last one breathing as in the American support cup. International rules also mean no time limit in the final. And I can see just a little twitch there from Jackie, she’s obviously beginning to feel the strain more than her lighter team mate, but no where near as much as Kelly from Team Punish Her Inc. She’s clearly in deep trouble.”
“Yes she is, she’s started to kick and convulse quite badly, y’know she only just scraped through the four minute heats to reach the semi’s, her pulse is starting to really get erratic now, and you can see she’s really starting to struggle to pull each breath in, those massive fake tit’s her owner had fitted is clearly making it harder on her.”
“Still, it’s a great effort for Joe Davis, he’s here as a privateer, and given he’s a confirmed Necro lover, I can’t see him being disappointed at ending his girl’s run in a semi, or at getting hold of her warm corpse.”
“Warm is defiantly better Wall, as you confirmed when Joe invited you out to his processing factory.”
“Yes I did Nooser. Joe gave me warm and cold girls to have a go at, and the cold just didn’t it for me.”
“And you were saying the warm girl still lubed up?”
“Joe said it was an involuntary action from the body.”
“So, live or dead Wall?”
“Warm and dead is fun, I’d recommend trying it if you’re too worn out to hold your girl down. But for mine, I prefer a little fight left in ‘em Nooser.”
“Me too Wall. But Joe looks happy. His girl’s heart just gave out. That leaves just Tess and Jackie to fight it out as we’re well into this last minute. Is it just my eyes, or is Jackie’s breath slowing. She’s seems to be taking long breaths, and twitching just a little.”
“Sure is. Both ‘Rope’s’ girls seem almost relaxed. Tess is definitely in control here.”
“Wait, wait,… Jackie’s stopped breathing with fourty seconds left on the clock. Her pulse shows her hearts still going, and her legs are twitching, but she’s definitely not breathing.”
“Oh that’s great sportsmanship Nooser. Even as the Gasper is giving her a wake up punch to the gut, Jackie is clearly resisting the urge to breathe in. Look at the fire in those baby blue eyes Nooser. She knows she can’t beat Tess, and instead is making sure her team mate doesn’t have to spend a second longer than necessary on the rope, keeping her as fresh as possible for the final.”
“An there’s the bell and the drop as the rope’s are automatically cut. And a nice dismount for Tess to land on her feet, you can see she’s not even trying to undo her own noose, instead helping her team mate. ‘Rope’s’ got some real special techniques there.”
“And it looks like we’ve got a survivor in both second AND third places, Jackie is responding and sitting up, Joe’s gonna be disappointed with his girls survival, no dead cunt for him tonight, but ‘Rope’ looks pleased.”
“Aww look at that Wall, the Roper has just given Tess a pat on the head, and scooped Jackie up to carry back to his team’s tent. He’s clearly one of those coaches that takes great pride in his girls.”
“And on that, join us back here on Miami Beach after the break for the sixth and final semi, and then in an hours time for the final of this weekends GeneTech Swing Dancer Cup.”
“And we’re clear,..”
“How longs the break Darius?”
“Short one Wally, just sixty seconds,”
“’kay. Any word on what Roper said to his girl?”
“No. Jake wasn’t close enough to hear.”
“Okay. What’s on the lunch tray Nooser?”
“That Blonde from the first round, looks like they used a Jessica Three Thousand on her, they’ve got her up on a spit over coals.”
“Thirty Seconds Guys,”
“Thanks Darius. Any Appetizers?”
“Hang one, let me lean out a bit, can’t see past the flag stand from here.”
“Twenty Seconds,”
“Ahhh. That cute redhead from the second round,…”
“Un-hunh,”
“Looks like they’ve vacuum drained her and are wrapping fine slices of meat around rice and veggies, serving her up sushi style.”
“Ten Seconds,..”
“Niiice. Have to get some of her in the big break.”
“Eight,”
“You and me both.”
“Five, Four, Three, Two,…”
“Welcome back to Miami Beach folks. If your joining us late there’s just one Semi left before lunch, with the Final after the regulation hour break. Thought on this final round Nooser?”
“Sorry Wal, was distracted by the sight of Dee-Dee's massive tits jiggling about as she rig’s the trip wires for the second last time today…..”

“And were back ‘Down on the Sand’ with Dee-Dee Gasper. Dee-Dee, with just a few minutes to go before the final drop of the season, give us your high points and low points of the season.”
“Oh Wally, my high points for the year has got to be both the terrific sportsmanship shown by the girls, they’ve really done their best to make the GeneTech Cup one to remember this year, and by the professionalism of my team in their unflinching commitment to the quality of their work.”
“Low Points?”
“Well, that would be you and Nooser, Wally.”
“Ah,. Excuse me?”
“Well I’ve been really disappointed with you two. As you know, my contract, and that of the GeneTech Twins, means that any of the Swing Dancer Cup officials and staff can use us for their own pleasure between rounds, with the exception of not spoiling the twins pussy's before they get used and abused by the fan competition winner.”
“Un-Hunh,..”
“And I haven’t had a request for a ‘private session’ from you or Nooser at all, so I’m verrrry disappointed at that, especially as I’d heard that you’re both hung like stallions. At least that’s what Jake Phelps told me after fucking my brains out last week. I swear I couldn’t walk straight for two days after Jake monstered my little cunt.”
“A-ha, you’re a class piece Gasper. Now, what single event this year has stood out as a defining moment?”
“Well as you know, I don’t know what constitutes a ‘systems failure’, and we were only allowed a total of ten for the year for me to complete my contract and walk away alive. So I gotta say, when we got off the G-T cattle truck this morning and I laid my eyes on that guillotine, I fairly wet myself and left a big puddle in the sand.”
“So when do you find out the result?”
“Straight after the final. I’m ‘bound’ to walk over to the guillotine, strap myself down and wait for the announcement.”
“So today is a really big day for you then.”
“Yup. If I failed, I’m dead, but no regrets, these last few years have been really fun.”
“So if you’ve succeeded, when do you get your freedom?”
“Well I’m in contract till midnight, so if I survive, you and Nooser had better line up quick as the crew are gang raping me until the clock strikes twelve.”
“Well I for one hope you make it, and I’ll be there just for you Dee-Dee.”
“Thanks Wally,”
“Now you mentioned the twins before, what do they get out of all this?”
“Well the twins came from a well to do family, and were meant to be given to one of the family’s corporate allies, until their owner made a few stock market errors and just about went bankrupt.”
“So how’d they end up pulling executioners duty next to you?”
“Well at Fourteen they were too young for Cup entry, and their owner donated them to GeneTech for research purposes to pay his bill to G-T when he faced insolvency.”
“GeneTech have been using them to study the effects of programmed usage of their new range of Quick-Grow Therapies. The company had planned to just have them strut around naked all year, using before and after shots from each round to show how G-T’s new range can really mature a girl in to a fully developed pleasure slave in under six months.”
“They’ve been so successful that Mindy and Mandy are going to be spending the next six years as GeneTech spokesmodels, once they recover from this summer’s fun and games”
“So no freedom then?”
“Not quite, they never had it to begin with, so sure the twins haven’t risked as much as me, but they’ve earnt their reward, and GeneTech president Ralph Peirsen has personally bought the twins for his own use after they turn twenty, so they can expect to spend several years fulfilling his tastes.”
“You said ‘summer’s fun and games’? What are the girls going to get up to Dee-Dee?”
“Mindy and Mandy get on a plane tonight and are being sent to a south seas resort. While the rest of us freeze through winter, the twins will be spending the next two months having their brains fucked out by all the fifteen to eighteen year old boys in their fan club that entered a ‘net based competition to win a day in their company.”
“And just a reminder to all the fifty young men who won, that they want to stay watching after the final, as before I meet my fate, I get to announce which one of the fifty winners gets the grand prize, which is being the first guy to fuck Mindy and Mandy, and get exclusive use of them for the first ten days of their island adventure.”
“Wow that’s some prize Dee-Dee.”
“It sure is Wally.”
“And that just about wraps up this edition of ‘on the Sand’ I’m Wally Dick, speaking to the spectacularly endowed Dee-Dee Gasper, we’ll be back after the break with the last Final of the Twentyfifth GeneTech Swing Dancer Cup.”
“And we’re clear,..Five minute till you need to be in the booth Wally.”
“Thanks Daruis,”
“Wally?”
“Yeah Dee-Dee?”
“Feel these,..”
“Really?”
“Really Wally”
“God they’re fantastic Dee-Dee, so soft, don’t feel enhanced at all.”
“That’s the advantage of G’T’s process, using genetics instead of implants,.. Unnnnnnhh.”
“Ohh. I take it your nipples are sensitive?”
“Unnnngh,.. yeah,…”
“What about if I pinch them?”
“Then I’ll be on my knees in pain,.. OWWWW!!!”
“Jeez, you weren’t kidding Gasper.”
“Owwwww,….”
“You gonna be okay? I don’t wanna get an ass kicking for making you fuck up the final.”
“I’ll be good to go”
“Four minutes Wally”
“’Kay,… Dee-Dee, while you’re down there?”
“Sure Wally, just, slurp, tell Nooser, slurp, be first in line if I make it?”
“Sure thing,”
“God, you really are huge,…”


“Welcome back to the after show wrap from the Grand Final of the twenty fifth GeneTech Swing Dancer Cup, and as all of you who were watching ‘Down on the Sand’ can see, Dee-Dee Gasper is no longer disappointed in Wally.”
“Aww shit,… which one of you’s got that on camera? Let me say Nooser, if Dee-Dee looses her head after the presentations, it’ll be a great loss to the art of sucking cock.”
“That good?”
“Mate, I put her on her knees with a tweak of her super sensitive nipples, and she had me staggering to mine in less than two minutes. Even my best bitch at home who knows every little sweet spot I love can’t get me done in less than ten minutes.”
“Really?”
“Really Nooser. And I’ve gotta say, the Gasper wants you to be first in line if she survives.”
“Well I’ll just have make sure I get myself down to the stage, just so I can bend her over the bed on the guillotine.”
“So I’ll see you down here soon fella’s?”
“That you will Jake, but for now that’s it from us in the booth as Jake Phelps will take you to the close of business down on the presentation stand.”
“Thanks guys. First up I can see Tess from ‘Rope’ Cainers WhoreChow team is up on her feet after that near fatal win, and here’s the M and M twins to present ‘Rope’ with the twenty fifth GeneTech Cup. How does it feel Rope?”
“Great Jake, absolutely great. Just shows that if you put the work in to a bitch, you can really make something special out of her.”
“And what lies in Tess’s future Rope? Are you going to put her slender little neck back in the noose next year?”
“Too early to say Jake, that’ll depend on how some of our younger stock perform, and on how good Tess swallows my cock tonight.”
“Un-hunh, Un-hunh. And how about a word or two from our winner, bring her over Mandy and Mindy.”
“Well Tess, how does it feel to win, and to win ‘Rope’s’ first GeneTech cup?”
“croak,…cough,… better than the alternative Jake. If it wasn’t for ‘Rope’s techniques, Hemp-Rope’s quality practice nooses and the endurance that comes from living on WhoreChows’s ‘Slo Burn’ feed system, I’d be just another body waiting for the meat tray service.”
“Any words of wisdom for the girls in training for next years cup?”
“Only to keep their chins way up and try not to bite on their tongue's like I did back in the European round.”
“Well good work Tess. Now we’ve just got two last items to take care of. Dee-Dee Gasp, get that fine ass of yours in here and draw the grand prize winner for the Mindy and Mandy competition.”
“Just let me put my head mic on Jake, ready for later.”
“Okay, Mandy’s giving the barrel one last spin, I can see Mindy’s pretty excited too. Looks all random girls. Okay Dee-Dee, lean in there and get us out a winner.”
“Sure Jake, oooff, only problem with tit’s like mine is when the get in the way leaning in for stuff like this.”
“I’m sure the home audience are enjoying the view of your boobs and ass as much as I am Dee-Dee.”
“Thanks Jake. Okay, got a winner. And it’s Mikey Pullen from New York. Mikey’s the lucky sixteen year old young man who’’l be seeing a GeneTech limo pulling up outside his home tonight with Mindy and Mandy waiting inside, before he flies off with them in a private jet to GeneTech’s own corporate retreat, and ten days of having these two pretty girls do anything, and everything, he could ever dream of. Congratulations Mikey!”
“Girls, tell Mikey how happy you are.”
“We can’t wait to have you inside us Mikey”
“I’m fucking him first Mindy”
“That’s okay, I’ll just have to suck his balls while you do Mandy!”
“Your gonna love Mindy and Mandy, Mikey. So that brings us to the last order of business. Dee-Dee, How are the nerves holding up?”
“I think I’m just about ready to piss myself again Jake,..”
“Well, get yourself over there ready Dee-Dee, and try to hold it in.”
“gulp. Sure thing Jake”
“So just a recap viewers. Dee-Dee Gasp, winner of the twenty first Swing Dancer cup, sold her freedom to GeneTech, for a shot at earning a 50 million dollar payout from the Swing Dancer Cup sponsor, the return of her ‘Freedom Rights Certificate’, and contract that gets them to purchase her the right to vote. If she’s done her job to the agreed standard of no more than ten technical systems failures this season, then she sets a new standard for every female on the planet to look up too. If she hasn’t, well our viewers are in for one of the bloodiest spectacles in Cup history as a previously free woman looses her head on today’s international broadcast.”
“While Dee-Dee composes herself and makes her way to the ‘chopper’, Tess get back in here and tell us what that first moment of freedom fees like.”
“cough,.. cough,.. Um, so far so good Jake.”
“A little nervous?”
“Well, kinda. I’m not actually free yet.”
“Of course that’s right, Roper doesn’t have to sign your Certificate until midnight does he?”
“No.”
“So what do you think you’ll be doing tomorrow then?”
“Oh I’ll be at work at nine am tomorrow.”
“Doing?”
“Teaching the new girls at the Team WhoreChow stable everything I’ve learnt this year.”
“Roper,.. Is this one of you hidden techniques, hiring back your champ to pass on the skills?”
“An athlete like Tess doesn’t come along every day Jake, so getting her to pass on the skills is just conservative planning. So if you don’t mind, I’m taking the cup and my winning girl home for a night of torrid sex and pleasure before setting this young champ up in her new digs.”
“How do you think you’ll handle this last night of slavery Tess?”
“Oh I’m looking forward to it Jake. Like all of the WhoreChow girls, I get as much as he takes when Roper takes us to bed. I know I’m exceptionally well off being part of Team WhoreChow, which is why when Roper offered me the training position when I was sitting on the sand after the win, I jumped at it.”
“I’m looking forward to having Roper fuck my brains out for years to come.”
“And it looks like our winner is feeling that rush of adrenaline that comes from winning. Let’s see what sort of feeling’s Dee-Dee’s having. Looks like she’s getting herself ready to climb in to the bindings.”
“Yes I am Jake, you’ll just have to excuse me if I’m not entirely coherent, while I clip myself in.”
“Describe what you’re doing Dee-Dee,..”
“Well, first I have to get an ankle in to each of these bindings, there we go, and now Mindy and Mandy are going to help me balance so I can lie back on the back plate, which really only supports me from the waist up to my shoulders. Give me a kiss goodbye girls.”
“That’s not a comfortable looking pose Dee-Dee.”
“It’s not Jake. And it’s not finished yet, as you can see, the girls are helping me get my wrists in to their bindings, leaving me looking like an up turned table.”
“Look up Dee-Dee.”
“Aaa, aww shit. That’s just wonderful Jake, you just got my bladder emptied while there was a camera pointing right at my cunt.”
“Blame our director Dee-Dee. He said he wanted the shot, and he wanted your bladder empty now. He’s also telling me to tell you that he hopes you survive.”
“Gee, thanks Darius,…”
“He says he looking forward to fucking you tonight and prefers you to be alive as he loves the sounds you make when he pulls on your boob’s.”
“That’s our Darius all right. Good thing he’s got a big cock. Girls, if you ever get the chance, I can highly recommend you fuck the director of the GeneTech Cup’s broadcast crew.”
“Darius says thanks Dee-Dee. He also asks us to get you to tell the fans at home what you thought when you you looked up at the blade.”
“Truthfully Jake, I didn’t have any thoughts, just fear, I don’t mind telling you I’m really scared right now. God I hope that things sharp at least.”
“Oh it’s sharp alright Dee-Dee. The guillotine has been provided by Cunt Killer Services. They’ve provided a super sharp diamond blade with a glass cutting plate, so we can all see your insides, as well as help to seal them cleanly ready for the organ banks once your Necro fans in the crew have had their way with what’s left.”
“Now, I believe there’s a time release set in to your bindings?”
“Yes there is Jake. If I live, the blade gets removed and I’ll be here for the whole broadcast crew to use until midnight, when the bindings will snap open and I plan on passing out.”
“So how do you trigger the timer?”
“The bindings at my ankles are in sliding mounts, so when I spread my legs really, grunt, wide, like this, and snap the mounts in to their locks, leaving me in this really uncomfortable position.”
“But damn you are so exposed and open for access, and I can see from the look on Nooser’s face that he really likes the way you look.”
“Well I’m glad I can get a rise out of him.”
“And Nooser has Bill Weaver, president of GeneTech with him.”
“Yes I do Jake. Bill, you’ve got the magic envelope with the number of Tech Errors by Dee-Dee, Mindy and Mandy.”
“Sure do Nooser. Dee-Dee, on behalf of everyone at GeneTech, we’d like to thank you for making this years Swing Dancer Championship the most enjoyable and professionally run in Cup history.”
“Now, I’m opening your envelope, oh wow,.. Nooser,…”
“Wow, that’s amazing Bill.”
“Dee-Dee. You’ve gone the whole season. And your total Tech Error count.”
“Oh god,…..”
“Is zero,….
“What? Nooser did I hear that right?”
“Sure did Dee-Dee. Not one mistake.”
“YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!”
“Take it you’re happy Dee-Dee?”
“Oh god yes Jake. Oh it looks good to watch that blade disappear.”
“Dee-Dee,…”
“Yeah Jake?”
“You’ve got one more thing to survive,…”
“Tonight’s featured gang-rape event?”
“Well that too, but I meant something else.”
“And that would be,.. OWWWWWWWW.
“Nooser’s monster cock.”
“Mmmmpphhhhh!!!!!!!”
“And as Nooser fills Dee-Dee Gasp’s cunt, and Bill unloads in her mouth, I’ll wish you all goodnight from the twenty fifth GeneTech Swing Dancer Cup, I’m Jake Phelps, for Nooser Williams, Wally Shaft and all of the KBC crew, we look forward to seeing you all back here next year.”