How To Fake Realistic Cannibal Spit Roasting

I first must add a disclaimer so I don't end up in court in case you mess up and someone gets hurt.

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS MAY BE DANGEROUS TO PRACTICE IN REALITY! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF SOMETHING GOES BAD AND SOMEONE GETS HURT WHILE FOLLOWING THESE INSTRUCTIONS! I AM ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE IF SOMEONE IS AGITATED OR DISTURBED AFTER READING THIS TEXT!

If you're a dolcett fan, you at least once must have been wondering how it would be to be roasted alive, or roast someone alive. You might have even watched a video, amazed how real or fake it looks (they're always fake, I analyzed). But in reality it is not that practical, is it? You'd become a murderer, your consciousness would torment you, and there's a very high probability that police would find out about that. But what if I told you that you could create a realistic fake video of someone being spit roasted alive? Even more realistic than the fake videos currently out there! With some time and money you could become a wonderful dolcett video artist. I'll share my idea with you now. Maybe one day I'll find a playmate and make the fake video myself.

If you ever create a fake video by these instructions, please tell me so I can sit back and enjoy My e-mail is [email protected]


WARNING:
Before you start making it, take in consideration that, if the police finds the video and believes it's real, they'll press charges against you. Proving that the video was just pretending will not be your gratest concern. If you don't clear out the misunderstanding immediately, they'll inspect your internet history, the one which you can not find in your internet browser or even your computer. Why? In case they can't prove a murder they believe happened, they'll try to charge your for your illegal internet activity, if any. And lets be honest - you surely have illegally downloaded some stuff from the internet, maybe even accidentally came across child pornography while sufring for porn, and sanctions are huge for both. I recommend that you prove within the video, or in a special "behind the scenes" video, that it was all an act. If you don't, do it at your own risk.

Now let's get started.


CAUTION

If the victim is "deepthroating" the spit, they should be able to breathe, but they might choke anyway. Make sure you constantly monitor their breathing, and tell them to breathe deeply so you can detect if they cant breathe. If they get dizzy of deep breathing, well its easy, they need to breathe more slowly. Let the victim have the signal in case they have problems breathing, heart issues, stroke, or any other serious problems, so you can abort the process IMEDIATELY. If the victim stops breathing, or gives the signal, take the spit out of their mouth IMMEDIATELY. If they die, say hello to years in prison, and maybe you even meet the electric chair. You won't be able to conceal it if it's known that the victim hanged out with you - they will interrogate you, and they will pressure you.
It is also recommended to sign contracts in case you fuck up and the victim has to go to the hospital. Otherwise you might go to jail for injuring a person.


FAKING THE IMPALEMENT PROCESS

If you look at other fake cannibal impalement videos, you'll realize that the spit that is being pushed in the girl is always the same length, and that it never gets pushed much, especially if they do it in the victim's vagina. So yeah, you might need these short spits (or parts of spits) to be of DIFFERENT lengths. They you'll just need to switch them and pull them from the beginning of the victim's anus/vagina all the way in. Make sure that the switching process is not recorded by the camera, and recline the spit to something so that you always push it in the same angle.

How to do realistic painful screaming? Best choice is to actually cause constant pain to the victim, and the victim treats the pain as if it was much stronger.

Another problem in other fake videos is that you can never see the spit EMERGING out of the "victim"'s mouth. That can be faked too, but be extremely careful during the process. If it goes wrong and you can't save the victim, call the ambulance. You need a FIRM invisible rope. I repear, FIRM. It needs to be fixed to the spike somehow, and when I say fixed, I mean FUCKING FIXED. If you use superglue as a helpful substance, make sure it can not poison the "victim" because it's going to be in their throat. After you fixed the rope, test if it's durable enough.
Lubricate the entire small spikey spit, I recommend with olive oil because it's very hard to wash away. Massive lubricant will make the "victim" choke with it. Now, make the victim deepthroat that small spit, with the rope facing their tongue to prevent the victim from throwing up. If they don't deepthroat, it won't look realistic. In case nobody knows how to deepthroat - the "victim" must open their mouth wide, heads UP, make sure the tongue is not in the way, and the object is slowly put inside. I can't help much, you can also jam it up their mouth. The spike must be all the way in, not visible from the outside.
MAKE SURE THAT, WHILE THE VICTIM IS HAVING SPIKE IN THEIR THROAT, THEY KEEP THEIR HEADS IN THE POSITION THAT THE SPIT CAN ALWAYS GET OUT! BECAUSE, IF THE VICTIM STARTS VOMITTING, THE SPIKE COULD BE LAUNCHED AND THE VICTIM COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED IF IT DOES NOT HAVE THE WAY OUT, or dead/handicapped if it reaches the brain. Also, if the gullet starts sucking the spit up too much, put it out or hold it by the line so it doesn't get too deep. Otherwise, while you're trying to pull it out, you might pierce the "victim"'s heart.

What when the spike needs to go out? Have somebody slowly pull the rope. It will look as if your victim was really pierced. But manipulate the lighting carefully or the invisible rope will become... well, visible. You must also set up the camera skillfully if you want to avoid the possibility of people concluding it's actually emerging from behind the "victim" and not from their mouth.

Should blood emerge from the victim's mouth too? Well, naturally yes, as you pretend you pierced their stomach and intestines. I don't know what's the best replacement for blood, but why replacing it when you can have it for real? If your victim likes to be pierced, pierce them (somwhere where no serious bleeding can be caused) before the process and collect some of their blood. You can add some to the victim's mouth that pretend to be closed right before the spit starts emerging out. When it starts emerging, the victim will open their mouth and the blood will come out. Victim can hold the blood while the spike moves in their mouth before it comes out, that way the spike would be somewhat bloody. WATCH OUT THE "VICTIM" DOESN'T CHOKE ON BLOOD.

Now, my camera advice. Have 2 cameras and shoot from 3 positions - upper part of their body, remaining part of the body, twhole body. Before the impaler switches the current stick with shorter one, make sure you show the shot of the victim's upper half of body, or face. As the stick is emerging from "victim"'s mouth, first show their head closeup, but then the whole victim, so that the impaler can push the stick in as the spike emerges from their mouth.

And there you go! You've got a realistic picture of an impaled living victim, without actually impaling them at all! Oh you sick cruel psycho...


FAKING THE ROASTING PROCESS

I recommend that you play that the victim is still alive and stuggling with hands and feet. Otherwise it'll be hard to know if they started choking.

I've learned one thing from those fake cannibal spit roasting videos, by looking VERY CAREFULY, and this is what I've concluded. They always have a platform attached to an object which holds the fake victim, and now I'll explain why you didn't see it. Here we 2 types of camera shots - still shots and dynamical (camera-moving) shots. When they do dynamical shots, they always watch out you see least of the objects holding the victim that you can. But if you look carefuly, you'll see them anyway. But when it comes to still shots, they actually record 2 scenes and combine them - the one with the woman held by that plate, and the one without any objects but the fire and spit roasting equipment (no spit either). Since the camera is fully still, they can actually precisely cut out the victim of their shot and add them to the shot with fire. If don't want to attach any other pipes or sticks to the small spits so that the victim would look firmly impaled even while carried around, you'll need to do the same. And in this case, how to carry the victim with the stick in their throat? Well, simply don't, it'd be too complicated. Instead, the victim should put the spit out of their mouth, and when they lie down on the plate, load it back in.

Now lets assume the you rendered the spits immobile by adding other objects to hold them together. It's easier then. But first of all, MAKE SURE YOU CAN ALWAYS DEATTACH THE DEEPTHROATED SPIT IN CASE THE VICTIM STARTS CHOKING! All you need to do is rotate the victim above the place where the fire should be, and montage the still shots the way I explained in the last paragraph. What about dynamical shots? Shouldn't there be any fire either? You can fix that by effects, or actually lighting a fire small enough so it doesn't really burn the victim. You can mask the victim's skin red or "golden" by adding some colored fluids or combinations.

An alternative to all the video editing would be, if the victim volunteers and if you have the contract, to actually roast the victim alive for a while, but not for too long. That's even easier. But watch out, if they get serious burns, they must immediately go to the hospital or they'll eventually die of dehydratation. Andthey could die just from being exposed to heat for too long. COMB THEIR HAIR OR IT WILL BURN OUT!

I recommend first doing the dynamic shots, and then still shots, because during still shots the camera must not be moved a single tiny bit. So yeah, first do it with the "victim", and then without the victim and the real fire.