Barbara had sat through plenty of training in the past. Of course, that was back when the Rangers actually had real instructors. She remembered one particular medical seminar that talked about the stages of death. It was not of the biological sort, of course, it was about what a persons mind goes through when the end is looking near. Considering that the blade was only swinging inches over her waste, at the moment, Barbara was pretty sure her own end was a certainty. She was now also sure she had been going through all of those phases as well.
On the surface, Barbara was still gritting her teeth, snorting, and calling the instrument of her demise a few choice words. She began wondering why, even with death only a few chops away, that she was bothering to lie to herself anymore? They were lies too. Barbara had told herself, for years, that it was not the case. She even knew, deep down, that had been a lie as well. Why pretend now?
She closed her eyes and even that did not help. She could hear it swinging and feel the rush of air as it passed her again. Then she heard a voice that sounded a bit annoyed and very familiar, “you know that ruined a perfectly good jacket, ass hole!”
Barbara’s eyes popped wide open and her head snapped up. She saw Jake walking out of one of the side tunnels. He was pulling off what was left a windbreaker and tossing it to the floor. Barbara yelled in panic, “BARTON!” Then she realized how that must have sounded. She tempered herself and told him, “um, I’m having a little problem here.”
Roger, who’s voice seemingly came from every where, and nowhere, replied, “not so fast Jake.”
Still annoyed, Jake told the air, “oh Christ, did Roger have to see every movie that guy made?”
Now that Roger was talking, Barbara tried to reason with him, “you don’t have to do this Roger. I’m sure we can work this out.” The blade swung down once again and Barbara gulped at the slit that it left in her shirt. She gave up on reasoning and went right to the begging phase, “please! Roger! There’s nobody to take care of Shannon! Oh god! No matter how mad you are at me you always loved her!”
The blade swung in her line of vision and Barbara could see her own face reflecting in it’s polished surface. She looked back down and saw that her shirt was ripped even wider this time. Barbara began huffing and repeating, “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.” She took in a deep breath when it swept back down from the opposite direction. She watched it as it almost slid right over her skin.
“Oh don’t listen to him,” the computer replied. “You know who I am Barbara.” Then it changed tone and said, “Jake, whatever do you think you’re doing?”
Unfortunately, the pendulum blade was going somewhere and that was right at Barbara. It looked pretty big and heavy and there was no way Jake was going to stop that thing without killing himself in the process. All of this was assuming, of course, that Jake could even reach her. Since the floor slid back that was impossible. Special Forces guy or not, nobody could jump that distance.
The voice of Roger gleefully called out in joy, “I think this is it Barbara.”
A pendulum, and a PIT!
Nicely written, BMV. I am sitting here popcorn in hand, awaiting the outcome.
This is SO exciting! Anybody got any Goobers or Raisonetts?
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