“Ok,” Jake said from the passenger seat, “let me get this straight.”
Norm, behind the steering wheel, was driving as fast as he could and doing his best to ignore Jake. It did not stop the man from going on, “you’re telling me that I’m in a car, with a guy named Norman, on the way to place called Norman hills. We are going there looking for a guy who lives in a prefab haunted house and happens to be named Bates?”
“Small consolation,” Jake replied. Then he tried to turn his attention to something a little more useful, “so this Bates guy is a what, again?”
Jake just shrugged, “well that’s not exactly a profession, although, I can see where it might call for hazardous duty pay.”
“So,” Jake continued, “he built the haunted hayride after or before they broke up?”
Jake mulled that over and then replied, “I would kind of think it might be the other way around.”
Jake just shrugged, “so? That kind of thing happens all the time.” What did not happen all the time was Barbara having sex in a motel room. Jake fully understood that the woman had some good looks about her but, the personality just ruined all of that. He could just not make himself see her as being anything but a frigid bitch. Jake had kind of figured that she only knew one position and, a motel room? Even at the highest class hotel, Jake could never see it as being good enough for that woman.
Jake pointed to Norm, “now that I could see. So what happened after that, anyway? The guy bump his head and go nuts?”
It just did not sit right with Jake. He put the whole Barbara sex thing out of his mind. The main reason for that was because it was giving him the shivers. What he did start to wonder about was how a woman like Barbara even wound up with a guy like this in the first place. Jake could not make himself see it.
Jake was kind of surprised, “I thought he was a Ranger too?”
“Ok, she goes for bad boys,” Jake told him. “I got that from the top.”
Jake knew he should know the answer to that but, he motioned for Norm to refresh his memory, so, Norm did just that, “Jennings and Rall is the last notation in Herb Cashton’s private appointment book. Sally also told me she dropped something off for him, at J&R labs, the day before all that mess went down.”
“Not like this Jake,” Norm added. “J&R is a big company out here too. They got all kinds of departments and that lab that Cashton used, wasn’t a for doctors kind of place. It was for damn sure not for a plastic surgeon.”
Norm nodded to the gates just down the road and said, “guess where Roger worked after he left Benthic and before he retired?”
“Oh let me guess,” Jake replied in an annoyed tone, “I get the point Norm. So are we going to go in there and drag Barbara out before she kills this guy for real this time?”
Unfortunately, Jake completely agreed with the man. He grunted to Norm, “yeah, just a tad.” He pulled his gun out and checked the chamber for a round. When Jake was satisfied he said, “let’s go get her highness.”
Jake stopped by a tree and went to one knee. He did not even check to see if Norm did the same and, for that matter, he had never even bothered to see if Norm had kept up. Jake pointed up ahead to the front of the mansion and said, “will you look at that.”
“Not what I mean,” Jake replied. “The lights weren’t on when we jumped the fence back there. Now they are and they seem all perfect too.”
“Maybe,” Norm replied, “they turned on the lights so they could see us easier.”
“Ours too,” Norm, always cheerful, pointed out.
“What was the first,” Norm just had to ask.
Norm was getting tired of the rain now, “well I don’t think we have that option Jake. I also don’t see another way in.”
That was also something that Jake had noticed. He found it strange too. What kind of house, of this size at least, didn’t have multiple entrances, terraces, and in general a host of ways in and out. People like this usually had servants, almost always had to unload larger shipments of supplies, and would need those kinds of things. What Jake was seeing just did not add up.
“It’s time to practice a little Sun Tzu here,” Jake told his partner. He then looked back with a smile and asked Norm, “you do know who that is, right?”
“As a matter of fact,” Norm replied, “I do. He was that famous Chinese war general that wrote a book.”
Then Norm just had to add, “I also know the Chinese followed his advice for centuries and lost every war they fought in the process.” That was becoming a feature about Norm that Jake was getting used too. He always looked on the bright and cheery side of things.
Norm shrugged to the guy, “I hope you practice more come re-qualification. You’re never going to beat my score.”
Suddenly, Norm realized something, “hey! That’s my pocket knife!”
“Yeah I know,” Jake told him as he began chipping away the wood, “you gave it to me back at the Foo King, that day, remember?”
“You also lied to me that day,” Jake replied, “if I remember correctly.”
Jake stood up and then pointed down at the lock, “and this is no wooden door. It’s got a wood panel cover but, the damn thing looks better than some military grade blast doors I’ve seen.” Jake then pointed upwards, “and look at those hinges. Those things are motorized and, from the looks of it…”
“It’s not kind of like,” Jake told him, “that’s exactly what it is. That’s the same hardware they use on starships for emergency doors.”
Jake was not so happy with the answer, “we can’t. It’s built right into the wall and I left my detonator caps in my other coat.”
“It’s worth a try but,” Jake told him, “I’m afraid the only way we can turn this off is from,” his eyes motioned to the crack in the door, “you know, in there.”