A squirrel ripped my pants (Euf)

I was walking to school one day then I walked past a squirrel and then all of a sudden it ran towards me then it ran up my pants leg and I screamed quietly and then fell on my ass legspread with a huge hole in my pants and everyone saw my bright pink panties with big white polka dots where my pants ripped and then as people were laughing at me the squirrel finally jumped out of the hole and I immediately got up and ran back to my car before people started taking pictures to get a new pair of pants